nakedlegos:

loveistheonlyfuckingoptionxx:

capturedthroughsnapshots:

most-things-except-meat-in-a-can:

bonesy-dekay:

outofthecavern:

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

I laughed way to hard and long

Even if I’ve reblogged this before, I have to do it again for the above commentary.

My god.

I was telling my friend about this video today.

oh em gee

^ The comments! Oh my god xD

I always laugh at this gif but coupled with the comments I’m dead.

Bahahaha

(Source: remain-still)

nakedlegos:

Meth: not even once.

All lupies know, it’s what’s for breakfast. Fuck who’s hungry now?

(Source: happybanan, via 1laughingcarrot)

3:26 can’t sleep just took another ambien and a half.
I need rest

So on Thursday this bad boy showed up on my door step! I seriously cannot believe that this bad boy sits in my kitchen & belongs to me! I’ve been super sick recently & in my Facebook news feed [ at 3:00 AM ] there was an ad for this fantastic piece of machinery on super sale as ‘Today’s Special Value’
I went and woke my hubs up and he said we could look at it in the morning.
Red was not my 1st choice but I waited to long and that was one of the only colors left, now that I have it through I realize that I own a lot of red appliances!

This mixer can do SO MANY things, all kinds of attachments you can buy for it, a meat grinder, slicer, shedder, citrus juicer, sausage stuffer, pasta roller & cutter, ravioli maker, ice cream maker, fruit and vegetable strainer. & though the attachment may be expensive you can tell this product is made to last for a very long time. So far I’ve made: •Home made butter [ it was almost like a science experiment ] for being only 2 ingredients, only taking 5 minutes and it being the best butter I’ve ever tasted, ill never buy butter at the store again. • Dough for Indian Fry Bread • Chocolate & White Chocolate Walnut Oatmeal cookie dough. It’s pretty amazing.

Want

Best time of the morning